what up homeskillet.

let’s see. you should go to our other blog that is blocked through wordpress tag searches. if you go there, i’m going to have to ask that you be 18 please.

hello stranger

On the real hootchi cootchi we have written a lot of stuff. People seem to like:

madonna! naked! (art shots auction)

soft porn that feels good on your feet (porn turned into rugs. seriously.)

beguiling vaginal scent is a longtime favorite.

and just for fun because the hits are so low on this one: mission of burma panties.

link if you are 18 or older. thanks pals.

don’t stay for awhile

go to the real site which never shows up in tag searches due to wordpress censorship (ahem…please give us some guidelines wordpress-y).

please be 18 to click through.

here.

break on through

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted here, but on the real hootchi cootchi we have:

no on 8

lots of calendars with naked people are coming out – this post is to scantily clad hipsters in Brooklyn.

i visited the Erotic Heritage Museum and posted some bondage images.

Quite a conversation about sex worker rights and condom use in the adult film industry – with a sex worker perspective in the comments.

and still, our top search is ellen page. why?

did you know?

Mature blogs on WordPress are blocked from tag searches. I kinda feel like this sucks, so every now and then I use this hoochie coochie blog to post about what’s happening at the blocked hootchi cootchi blog.

Sooo…maybe you did a tag search and ended up here. Now you have to link through for the adult-oriented stuff (which is not too smutty, sorry). Please be a mature adult if you’re linking through. Should I bother with nsfw warnings?

Post about irrational decisions while masturbating – yay for science!

The latest vibrator technology, with demo video.

Earlier in the month post about body painting.

And since you’ve stuck with me, let’s just link to everyone’s favorite post. Beguiling vaginal scent. With video.

workin’ the system

On the actual hootchi cootchi there is abstract (sexy) art, nudie plasters, updates on girl-friendly porn, and a heavy hitting long post about g-spots versus clitoral orgasms. Mature of course, so don’t click through kiddies!

we live in the other house

Looking for porn? We don’t have it because that would get a blog censored by WordPress and off tag searches. Just like hootchi cootchi. Over there we wrote about the Big Penis Book, sex positions for singles (which is an art project with clothes ON), boobs for barack, swedish hootchi cootchi, little iron maidenettes, and other topics I’m too lazy to link to. 18 and over please if you link through off this blog.

still not home

But over at hootchi cootchi there are wooden boobs, strange toys, harnessed dog, the creation story of unicorns and other mildly mature items. it’s not as mature as usual this week, sorry.

no one is home…

You would have much more fun at hootchi cootchi. It’s kinda mature if you decide to click through.